install theme
evelyne-r-etrange:

makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

These are far too good not to use in real life.
awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

crossovers-are-cool:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

I can’t breath

treebeards:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

(Source: bummrd)

Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds | MET Gala 2014.

(Source: troublefindsme)